Lindsay Lohan Blows Off Best Apology Ever

Lindsay Lohan has rejected Pitbull's apology after the actress/horrible singer slapped him with a big fat lawsuit for lyrics "I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan" in his song "Give Me Everything." Pitbull said the lyrics are actually "a positive message" and the words "locked up" actually mean "you run the area." 

"For me mentioning it...on the number one record in the world...I thought it would be helping someone's career and keeping them relevant," he said.

Pitbull also mentioned that Lindsay can join him on the performance of the song at the VMAs. Lindsay declined his offer. 

I can't see why not--Apologizing without actually apologizing, admitting to nothing and insulting her seemed to be a very sincere way of going about it. Why wouldn't that entice Lindsay to join him onstage to perform the song she is currently suing him for? Oh, because Lindsay's a "professional actor of good repute and standing in the Screen Actors Guild," as she has stated. 

Well, at least she didn't include "professional singer." Let's take a look at the peak of Lindsay's 30-second music career. Thankfully, this era is over.

Also see: Lindsay Lohan's State of Desperation

Lindsay Lohan's State of Desperation

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan is yet again seeking legal action.

According to TMZ, Pitbull's latest hit "Give Me Everything," which includes the line "I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan," is driving her to file a suit against Pitbull and the producers of the song. The line is in reference to when she served 13 days in in Los Angeles County Jail.

Lindsay claims the line "by virtue of its wide appeal, condemnation, excoriation, disparaging or defamatory statements by the defendants about the plaintiff are destined to do irreparable harm to the plaintiff." In addition, she is seeking an injunction to stop the defendants from airing the song. 

Lindsay also sued E-Trade for a clearly unreasonable $100 million, due to an infant referring to a "milkaholic" named Lindsay in the company's commercial last year. Remember: Lindsay Lohan is the only Lindsay in the entire world. Sadly, the suit resulted in E-Trade paying her an unknown settlement.

If only there was a way Stevie Nicks could sue Lindsay for this horrible cover of "Edge of Seventeen." (Fast forward to 1:20)